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Pizza cutter Viking (3 lobed) (SS Blade) white Ash wood

This thing doesn’t cut pizza. It judges it.

Every part feels like it was hand-forged by some medieval artisan with a forge, a vision, and a disdain for frozen dinners. The handle? Solid wood, like it belonged to a knight who took a vow of pizza-based justice. The crossguard? Pure drama. The blade? Spins smoother than a trebuchet in spring.

The moment I unboxed it, I felt an overwhelming urge to rewatch Monty Python and the Holy Grail… and then deliver divine punishment to a DiGiorno.

Cuts clean. Feels glorious. Might be cursed. I don’t care.

Final verdict? Not just a cutter. A weapon for the worthy.